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Ragdoll-test
Are
you suited to have a Ragdoll
Test
yourself!
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Practice
sitting on the edge of your seat. Your Ragdoll will be in it before you
can get to it.
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Whenever
you have visitors, have them be seated on your couch, then proceed to
throw a 10 pound bag of potatoes on their lap. After this you should
repeatedly rub some sandpaper of their face, arms and hands. This way
your visitors can get accustomed to their future welcome to your home.
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Clean
your windows. Are they clean? Then proceed to wet your fingers, and
repeatedly place them on the windows about 10 inches above the floor.
When you have a ragdoll this area will be permanently washy from snout
and paw prints.
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Vacuum
the carpet and your couch. Now rub a handful of wadding all over them
and repeat this two times a day. Ragdolls shed too.
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Go sit
at the dinnertable to enjoy your nice hot meal, and throw a bit of meat
on the ground. Pick it back up and repeat the process a few times. Your
Ragdoll loves to join in on your meals since it so appreciates your
company.
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Call it
a nice and early night, to catch up on some sleep. Put a pillow over
your head, and one between your legs. Now remain in this position for
about eight hours. Very cozy, a cat in bed.
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Walk
through the room, through the hall and up the stairs. Keep an eye on
where your shadow is, and leap over it whenever you turn. Normally this
is where your Ragdoll will be.
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Buy
some green plants and cut the edges of each day. After a week buy new
plants. Your Ragdoll doesn’t really know the difference between your
plants and his catnip.
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Mop
your floor, then rub some chalk on it. That’s what wet cat grid looks
like.
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Try
getting dressed. Pick up an item of clothing from your dresser, and
throw the clothes from the shelves on the ground. Proceed to pick them
back up, fold them, and put them back on the shelves. Repeat this every
time you get dressed. Your Ragdoll loves to hide in dark and warm places.
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When
it’s 95 degrees outside, sit on your couch and put a hot-water bottle
in your lap. Usually this is your Ragdolls place.
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Go sit
behind your computer, and type out a letter. Take both your hands, press
them full onto the keyboard, and retype the letter. A Ragdoll is by
nature very curious and playful.
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Cut
open your duvet and bury your face in it. This is what it feels like to
be cuddled by your Ragdoll. It’s softer than a bunny.
And
despite all this… You can’t live without animals.
The
love and warmth you get from them is indescribable.
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